Have Fun With Me ! Part- I

Have Fun With Me ! Part-II

Have Fun With Me ! Part-III

KVS EXAM DATES POSTPONED

Here I am gladly informing to all the candidates who apply for various post in kvs for the year 2010-11 have been postponed.
And to know more about the revised date of the respective exam can go to following LINK :-
http://kvsangathan.nic.in/rec-rev-date.PDF

Good Luck & Enjoy.

Life of a programmer

I start my day by sitting on a chair, giving my monitor a hard,cold stare, by evening I`m done with another coding, Oh! this has become a routine so boring. Like all, I entered this field with great hope, jobs were many and there was plenty of scope, dreams of joining the likes of Gates, and a chance to make money in the states. Thus, I entered the world of bytes, only to realize that reality bites, coz a programmer`s life, isn`t all that cozy, the bed of software, isn`t all that rosy. Seeing the monitor all day n night, have taken the power of my eyesight, late to bed n late to rise, has made me wealthy, but not healthy n wise. Working holidays, busy weekends, no time for family, no time for friends, my job steals most of my time, helplessly, I watch this crime. Just for few bits of money, I forego those moments with my honey, when I should be out - having fun, I`m telling a comp, what`s to be done. I hate u, yet I cant get away, coz, I need the money u pay, god, to thee I pray, if there be one - show me the way.

There is a new virus

There is a new virus: code name is "work". If you receive "work", from your tutor, your fellow students, via e-mail or anywhere else, do not touch work" under any circumstances!! This virus wipes out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with this virus, put on your jacket and take two good friends and go straight to the bar. Order three beers and after repeating 14 times, you will find that "work" has been completely deleted from your brain. Forward this warning immediately to at least 5 friends. Should you realise that you do not have 5 friends, this means that you are already infected by this virus and "work" already controls your whole life. This virus is deadly. Please pay close attention to it and take heed

Computer Vs. Hindi Films….

Pentium III & Pentium I —- Bade miyan - Chhote miyan.
Computer infected by Virus - Pyar to Hona hitha.
Hard disk and Floppy disk - Gharwaali Baharwaali.
F1 - Guide.
Esc - Nau Do Gyarah.
Ctrl+Alt+Del - AkhriRastaa.
CrtlC + CtrlV - Duplicate.
Undo - Aa ab lautchale.
Super User Password - Gupt.
BackUp - Jaagteraho.
UPS - Janta Hawaldar.
Server -Godfather.\ SARKAR…
Proxy Server - Padosan.
Security -Nakabandi.
Storage - Tehkhana.
Storage capacity -Badhti ka naam Gadhi.
Computer without RAM - KoraKagaz.
Computer whose OS is DOS - Buddha mil gaya.
System which frequently requires bootable disk - Sharabi.
DumbTerminal - Anari.
Mouse - Jaanwar.
Hard Disk partition- Batwara.
Hardware & Software - Ek duje ke liye.
Tempo rary file - Khote Sikkey